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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 13:29

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

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-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

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Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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